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Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	69662	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3653	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	261
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	171	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3930	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6338
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	5297
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

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Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4577
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2118	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6