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CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	604	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Buildings Constructed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	2150
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	356

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1188	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4922

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	2588
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Emeralds Found:	5583	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	478200	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1760

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	442593