Click on Deck Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	8772	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Emeralds Found:	3216

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3822	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	169	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8056	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Towns Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1246
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Star Shards Collected:	150
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	239043	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3