Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 8163 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Chimeras Created: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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