City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	243
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8592	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	344503
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!