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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 656 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9855 | Star Shards Collected: | 271 |
Magic Items Found: | 2762 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 490 |
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