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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
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