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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5090 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
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