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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9592 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 8801 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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