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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5583 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 5738 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
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