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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Animals Bred: 27
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 16
Dragon Scales Harvested: 134 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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