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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Meteorites Collected: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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