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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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