Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Crops Grown: 2087
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Animals Bred: 92 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1110 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Enchantments Applied: 274
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8878
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5141 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 New Chunks Explored: 638532
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9346
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Star Shards Collected: 66

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
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