Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5335 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 104 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 390 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8573
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Potions Brewed: 123
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Crops Grown: 7390
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ores Mined: 6914
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 412
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Towns Built: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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