Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magic Items Found: 6763
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Animals Bred: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 271
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 828 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3431 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9832 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Ores Mined: 705 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Ores Mined: 3179
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mines Excavated: 1361
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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