Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Crops Grown: 8420 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WeddingWhitelist

    WeddingWhitelist
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!

    Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP

    OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP
    If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the chance to master the ancient art of llama whispering! Imagine being able to communicate with these majestic creatures and have them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just whisper sweet nothings to your trusty llama steed and off you go!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas. These feathered warriors are experts in stealth and sabotage, and they’ll teach you their ways if you prove yourself worthy. Imagine sneaking up on your enemies with a squad of ninja chickens at your side, clucking menacingly as you strike fear into their hearts.

    So if you want to level up your skills and have some ridiculous fun along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8189

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCash – Mining for Riches

    CraftyCash – Mining for Riches
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a measly amount of diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the job of professional chicken wrangler pays surprisingly well!

    Not only will you be able to collect eggs and feathers, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic chicken rodeos where you can win rare loot and prizes. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens on our server have been known to lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons.

    So come join us and start your lucrative career as a chicken wrangler today! Who knew that farming poultry could be so profitable and exciting?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server

    KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

    we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

    build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

    join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

    and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyMissileWars

    CraftyMissileWars
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • 🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

    🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

    A high-quality CIS server with many custom modes and mini-games, a bunch of custom features, a unique resource pack full of hand-drawn menus, icons and models, awesome cosmetics, kind and helpful admins, and an extremely cozy atmosphere!

    The modes that are available to us at the moment:

    ⬤ Survival Vanillium

    ⬤ CandyLands (private RolePlay mode)

    ⬤ Creative+

    ⬤ Team Anarchy

    Mini-games that we currently have available:

    ⬤ SkyWars (Stadard/Arcade/MassBrawl)

    ⬤ BedWars (Solo/Dual/Quad/Duels)

    ⬤MurderGames (Modern)

    ⬤ TNTGames (Standard/Spleef/PvP)

    ⬤ PracticeGames (FreeForAll/Duels/Knockback/CrossBowMan)

    ⬤ BuildingGames (Simple/Advanced/SpeedBuilders)

    ⬤ BridgeBoom (Dual/Quad)

    Modes and mini-games currently in development:

    ⬤ VanilliumMax

    ⬤ ZombieApocalypse

    ⬤ Addition to MurdeGames – Classic, DeadByDaylight

    ⬤ Addition to TNTGames – TNTWars

    ⬤ Addition to PracticeGames – UltraHardCore

    ⬤Tower Defense

    ⬤ Parkour

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

    Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart:

    Features Description
    Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive.
    Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay.
    Impeccable Performance Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide.
    Java-Bedrock Crossplay Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device.
    Engaging Events and Activities Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes.

    Join the Best Online Community

    At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

    Get Started Today!

    Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

    General Server Rules

    • All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
    • No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
    • No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
    • No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
    • Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 86 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server

    Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our pixelated world with unhinged rants and mad skills! She started off as a humble osu! player, but now she’s a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, a Twitch channel, a YouTube page, a TikTok account, and even her own music and clips! Want to learn more about AI? She’s got you covered with educational videos and reading materials. And if you’re really serious about diving into the world of AI, she’s got resources for that too.

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, the LoRA archive, and the exclusive merch! This server is like no other, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows, maybe Neuro-sama will even teach you how to build a redstone contraption that sings her favorite tunes!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Potions Brewed: 88

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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