Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir

    PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir
    lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mines Excavated: 3515
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4113

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    Blooprint is a talented music producer and DJ known for his innovative style and energetic live performances. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and trap influences, he has gained a devoted following and has collaborated with several notable artists in the industry. His passion for music and commitment to pushing boundaries have solidified his reputation as a rising star in the music scene.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4091 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MelioSMP

    MelioSMP

    Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: – No teleportation or warps – A trust system – no land-claiming – A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. – Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin – Diamond-based economy and shopping district – A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! – Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

    Our philosophy is simple: **keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.**

    We’re currently looking for new members to join our community. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you will be welcomed here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Checkout our website and handbook: https://meliosmp.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    Our chat for telegram

    https://t.me/+u9yV65dVc_s3Yzky

    Join us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3510 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Party Planet Minecraft Server

    Party Planet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

    Doomed Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

    Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

    So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

    CraftyAffair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

    BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

    Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

    CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!
    Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4732 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

    BlockyRight vs. LibCraft
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

    we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4417
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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