Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • QudsCraft Minecraft Server

    QudsCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, you know how everyone thought that dude from Iran’s Quds Force was, like, totally dead? Well, guess what, he’s actually alive! But get this, he’s, like, under arrest now! Can you believe it? It’s, like, a soap opera up in here! Join our Minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 30
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir

    PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir
    lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    Blooprint is a talented music producer and DJ known for his innovative style and energetic live performances. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and trap influences, he has gained a devoted following and has collaborated with several notable artists in the industry. His passion for music and commitment to pushing boundaries have solidified his reputation as a rising star in the music scene.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MelioSMP

    MelioSMP

    Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: – No teleportation or warps – A trust system – no land-claiming – A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. – Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin – Diamond-based economy and shopping district – A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! – Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

    Our philosophy is simple: **keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.**

    We’re currently looking for new members to join our community. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you will be welcomed here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Checkout our website and handbook: https://meliosmp.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    Our chat for telegram

    https://t.me/+u9yV65dVc_s3Yzky

    Join us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 4544
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Animals Bred: 170
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Party Planet Minecraft Server

    Party Planet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 863940 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

    Doomed Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

    Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

    So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 128 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

    CraftyAffair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

    BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

    Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Items Found: 8850
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

    CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!
    Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

    BlockyRight vs. LibCraft
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

    we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Villages Defended: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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