Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Emeralds Found: 6534
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crops Grown: 9448 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Potions Brewed: 59 Emeralds Found: 880
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 134 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 190 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

    KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea
    come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

    experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

    join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

    don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Runes Activated: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 248 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Welcome to Blue Horizon

    Features Description
    A Dynamic Survival Experience Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
    Enhanced Quality of Life Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
    Player-Driven Economy Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

    Visit our website for more information.

    Join our Discord community.

    Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Blue Horizon? To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    What features does the server offer? The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
    Can I create a shop on the server? Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
    Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon? Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
    How can I rank up in-game? Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai no Koi Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 New Chunks Explored: 747928
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7122
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

    Capital Minecraft SMP Startup 

(Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

    Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

    But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

    So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Star Shards Collected: 277

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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