Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested: 837 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4631 Dragon Scales Harvested: 416
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Villages Defended: 20 New Chunks Explored: 871141

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

    KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea
    come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

    experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

    join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

    don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Welcome to Blue Horizon

    Features Description
    A Dynamic Survival Experience Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
    Enhanced Quality of Life Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
    Player-Driven Economy Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

    Visit our website for more information.

    Join our Discord community.

    Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Blue Horizon? To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    What features does the server offer? The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
    Can I create a shop on the server? Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
    Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon? Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
    How can I rank up in-game? Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mines Excavated: 2773
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai no Koi Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 199 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

    Capital Minecraft SMP Startup 

(Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

    Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

    But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

    So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP
    Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyFamilyPranks

    CraftyFamilyPranks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

    Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RocketSatCraft

    RocketSatCraft
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Helium ShortageCraft

    Helium ShortageCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

    we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

    if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

    so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3106 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

    Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell
    u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

    but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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