Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Zombie Dances: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
Ores Mined: 6192 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

    Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!
    Lostshard Overview
    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
    Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
    Discord: Click here to join!
    IP: lostshard.club
    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
    Features:
    • Magic / spellcasting
    • Skills and builds
    • PvP with custom combat
    • Clans
    • Plots / land claiming
    • Events
    • Active community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard? No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
    Is the server active with events and community engagement? Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
    Can I claim land and build on this server? Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
    How can I join the Lostshard Discord server? You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8672
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 New Chunks Explored: 478951
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5261 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magic Items Found: 4235

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ores Mined: 3064 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Animals Bred: 35
    Ores Mined: 2114 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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