come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!
ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition
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MomTax-FreeZone
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any family arguments about who should be buying the pizza!Join our server and leave behind the stress of feeding your mom’s three kids while she lectures you about empathy and village care-taking. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun and enjoy yourself!
Don’t worry about running out of food or having to buy meals for anyone else – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the next diamond ore. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!
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DreamJob Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, like if money was no object, I would totally want to be the official diamond collector on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine getting paid in diamonds to just mine all day and not have to worry about anything else! Plus, I heard that the owner of the server is secretly a billionaire and he gives away real-life diamonds to the top player every month! So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this SMP and live out your wildest diamond dreams?! #DiamondsForDays #BestJobEver
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CheaterCraft: Forgive & Forget
Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where cheating doesn’t exist! Our server is like a magical love potion for your Minecraft relationships – once you join, your partner will never even think about cheating on you again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of relationship experts disguised as Minecraft mods. So come on, give forgiveness a chance and join us today!
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GazaCraft Ceasefire FUN!
hey u, ya u reading this. do u like explosions? do u like chaos? do u like building stuff only to have it blown up? well then boy do i have the server for u. come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of war without any of the consequences.we have factions battling it out for control, epic raids that will leave u on the edge of ur seat, and a community that is as crazy as they come. u never know what will happen next on this server, but one thing is for sure – u will have the time of ur life.
join now and be a part of the action. who knows, u might even become a legendary warrior known throughout the land. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
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Pixel Party
PixelParty is a Minecraft event server dedicated to running high quality events on a weekly basis for PayPal rewards. We run events such as free for all, simon says, hide and seek, lava rising, last to stop running, survival games, and other events to keep our community entertained.
play.pixelevents.party