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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5270 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
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