so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.

and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.

so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 46
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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