Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Animals Bred: 107 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Dimension Hops: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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