Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mines Excavated:	3386	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	93	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magic Items Found:	7681
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5813
Buildings Constructed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

Best lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mines Excavated:	4836
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Items Found:	2541
Villages Defended:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	6137	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6