Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 312
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY