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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Divine Spears Created: 27 Crops Grown: 2564
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY