Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Dragons Tamed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY