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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY