Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Towns Built: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Zombie Dances: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY