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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY