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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 60

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY