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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 177
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY