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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Farms Harvested: 179
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY