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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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