Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2111	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	190
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	607	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.