ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

accumulation, contaminated, contamination, critters, diet, eastern canada, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental regulations, killer whales, legacy contaminants, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine pollution, Pollution, regulations, reproductive failure, toxic chemicals, Whale, Whales, wildlife conservation, woes

come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Emeralds Found:	6713
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4841	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7999
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	99
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7585	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runes Activated:	1