Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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