Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchantments Applied: 159
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 337

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magic Items Found: 8028
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7954 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2597 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Neuron Growth Simulator

    Neuron Growth Simulator
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

    So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

    Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

    Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!
    Minecraft Server Info

    Minecraft Server Info

    Server Overview:

    Server Type: Vanilla SMP
    Whitelist: Yes
    Community: Established since 2013
    Features: No plugins or mods

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
    Is there an age requirement to join? We are looking for players 18+.
    How can I apply to join? Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

    Wagie Problems Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 590376 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

    And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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