Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Runes Activated: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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