So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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