So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 3513 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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