A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4461 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8412 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
