Celestium SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CheerMeUpMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	4657	Dragon Eggs Found:	1720
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KaraokeCraft

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Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ores Mined:	6370	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

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Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Farms Harvested:	926
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	718	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Potions Brewed:	137

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Magic Items Found:	3124	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3443

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Unicorn Sightings:	1