Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons:

  • Season 1: April 4, 2019
  • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question Answer
What are the server rules?
  1. Don’t be a dick.
  2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
  3. Server is 21+ only.
  4. PVP is fair play.
  5. No hacking or cheating.
  6. Pranking allowed within reason.
  7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
  8. Keep the server tidy.
  9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
  10. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?
  • No Enderman Griefing
  • Custom recipes and features
  • Renewable Coral
  • Fast Leaf Decay
  • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
  • and more…
Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 207
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3537 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2624 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3390 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Farms Harvested: 941

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3767
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 216 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Villages Defended: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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