CashCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6130
Divine Spears Created:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2184	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Animals Bred:	101
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Void Armor Forged:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1976
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyFamilySecret

behind closed doors, classified data, classified family information, concealed knowledge, confidential family matters, confidential information, covert revelations, CraftyFamilySecret, family history, family secret, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, intimate revelations, mysterious family past, mysterious past, private family history, private matters, Secrets, undisclosed details, undisclosed family secrets, untold stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	9511
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	738

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ores Mined:	2988	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.