Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ores Mined: 5968
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Endermen are like “whoa, that’s crazy!”

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against players from all over the world. Build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and show off your PvP skills in epic battles that will leave you saying “Ghast dang, that was intense!”

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the IDF is banning talk of it because they know once you join, you’ll be unstoppable. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Zenless Zone Minecraft SMP – Zero General

    The Zenless Zone Minecraft SMP – Zero General
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?)

    Embark on the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you’ll face challenges so intense, you’ll be sweating IRL. Watch our Devs go Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, it’s like a rap battle but with coding.

    Meet our Agents, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who are so skilled at Minecraft, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo where you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

    Join us for upcoming events like the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade, where you’ll fight off zombie chickens and mutant cows. And don’t miss the Overlord’s Feast where you’ll dine on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples and diamond-encrusted cake.

    Redeem our codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for exclusive in-game goodies that will make your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world at our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pickaxe or two.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 8459
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DeadbeatDadBlameGame

    DeadbeatDadBlameGame
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and stir up some serious virtual drama!

    Join us and meet players who make questionable life choices, just like your friend who decided to date a total bum. Watch as they try to support their partner’s “streamer dreams” while you build your dream castle.

    And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of single moms on the server who can commiserate with your friend about the struggles of raising a child with a deadbeat dad. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a virtual world to escape to?

    But be warned, things can get heated on our server. You might find yourself in the middle of a virtual showdown at the local virtual coffee shop, confronting your friend’s ex’s new girlfriend who works as a virtual barista. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a mix of drama, humor, and questionable life choices, come join us! Just remember, sometimes the virtual drama can hit a little too close to home.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Farms Harvested: 975
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DebateCraft: Fact Check Fun!

    DebateCraft: Fact Check Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted pork chop, and a community of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • S’moreCraft – The Original Toasty Server

    S’moreCraft – The Original Toasty Server
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a friday night. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of rebellious chickens armed with golden swords.

    our server is so lit that even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines, complete with disco balls made of redstone. you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil mobs with enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

    come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. who needs reality when you can have a slice of pure madness in our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Voxirealm | Vanilla Survival | Minecraft server just opened

    Voxirealm | Vanilla Survival | Minecraft server just opened

    Voxirealm – Vanilla server without a huge number of plugins. Our motto is “The whole world is in the hands of the players,” because we allow the majority to decide the fate of the world on the server. We are for a transparent system of administration and privileges, so any decision of administrators can be challenged. We are for the pleasure of players on the server, and not for primitive siphoning of money.

    BE SURE TO GO TO DISCORD AND APPLY FOR THE WHITELIST!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where Pandas Rule & Experiments Fail. Creaky & Colorful with a Side of Friendly Chaos! No Vanilla!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where Pandas Rule & Experiments Fail. Creaky & Colorful with a Side of Friendly Chaos! No Vanilla!
    Server Information:
    Server Name: Pandamium Snapshot Server
    Description: An experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
    IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Version: 24w40a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.2 / 1.22)
    Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

    Overview:

    Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

    Features:

    • TPA
    • Homes
    • Mailing
    • Discord-to-Minecraft chat link
    • Ranks
    • Mini blocks
    • Mob heads for every mob in the game and variants
    • Custom advancements

    FAQ:

    1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

    The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.

    2. How many players are typically online?

    The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

    3. Is the overworld and nether ever reset?

    The End is reset every month, but the overworld and nether are never reset.

    4. What mods or data packs are used on the server?

    The server uses Carpet and Lithium for performance, a mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, and various data packs for additional features.

    5. Can I join multiple towns and participate in a diamond-based trading economy?

    Yes, there are multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy.

    6. Are there any server events or activities?

    The server hosts watch parties for Minecraft Live and a monthly enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs.

    7. How can I contact the server staff for assistance?

    You can contact the helpful staff team on the server or Discord for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlockPartyBanned

    BlockPartyBanned
    Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

    Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

    So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PixelPigsVsCreepers

    PixelPigsVsCreepers
    Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

    So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

    Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

    We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

    So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

    Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

    Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

    So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mines Excavated: 2240
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

    BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

    But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

    So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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