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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 158
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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